yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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