Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
