Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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