Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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