We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
We are two peas in an std pod
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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