I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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