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Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!

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(734): View more from Michigan

Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed

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(206): View more from Washington

I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Are we in any of the areas with tornados?

(931): View more from Tennessee

Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.

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(206): View more from Washington

Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?

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What are you gonna do about it?

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(850): View more from Florida

I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.

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(541): View more from Oregon

eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!

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