just come out here and I will go home with you...
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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