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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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