I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
her vagine was all disorganized.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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