Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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