What did we do last night that was yellow?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
this will be a night to untag.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
