so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Randomize