Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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