But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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