Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Randomize
