I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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