I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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