Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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