I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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