my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I need moral support for this bender
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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