Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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