Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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