I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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