Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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