office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
