chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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