threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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