Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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