I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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