I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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