living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
