Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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