I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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