As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Randomize
