I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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