We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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