we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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