Is it because I queefed?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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