have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
