I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Randomize
