Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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