I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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