Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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