why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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