So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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