If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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