Just fell off a train. Bad.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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