He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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