Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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