We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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