with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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