i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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