That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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