I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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