I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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