I CAN MOONWALK!
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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