singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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