Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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