How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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